Score: 10

"Oh my .."

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep.8

date: October 24, 2009

As soon as they jumped off the plane and began fighting, I knew it was gonna be awesome. The fighting scenes we're badass.

Score: 10

"This is awesome!"

submission: Mario's Castle Calamity

date: October 24, 2009

Off the lawn, Sucka.

Score: 10

"lmao."

submission: Zelda: UO Epis:8

date: September 14, 2009

lmao. good animation scoot!
I especially liked this one.

The voice out-takes are funny xD
Rina-chan seems to like Link, but the dinner isn't working so well.
I don't think Links good in bed either Rina, 'YES LINK!'
"HIIAIIAY."

"What would you like to have sir?'
'HIYYAYAAAHH'
'Sorry sir. We're all out.'

The 2D motivation was funny.
We've lost conectionn!!

Score: 1

"Shitty game."

submission: Magic Pink Man

date: July 4, 2009

Wow .. was this really frustrating to me?
I got frustrated a lot because it was really hard to beat the boss, the boss makes it seem easy but at the same time takes 5 or 10 tries to defeat. and btw, this was a crap game. 4 screens, running around and the only items you need (which are so easily found) are the Forged knife and the damn anti-depressant pills. What the hell is with the orange and you can't buy life pills so if you're close to dying you heal ..

Theres no check-points. If you die, thats it, back to the start. So it's really dumb when you already know the concept of the game.(which there is no damn concept) Aside from the fact that there are 2 bears, both hitting at the air and one gives you anti-depressant pills, it's pretty stupid you have to pause to kill it or else you lose life .. plus, the boss in the game drains you're life like WHAT!?

I get to the boss and you gotta keep jumping up and hitting it's eyes, and the tears it sheds or whatever they are take a high amount of damage, which also makes it hard to beat the boss.

When you only use you're keyboard for something like this and theres something that looks like can be equiped, (i.e, the orange) then it's a real-let down for you when you know the only thing you can use the mouse for is "Play" on the starting screen and, "New game" when it actually loads.

Seriously, get a game that has suggestive concepts instead of spending an hour to an hour and a half to making a game then splash it on newgrounds expecting people to just rate a 10 and say, "Great Game!" Those who gave you 10's are probably just giving you extra credit for just submitting something.

I found this game non-entertaining for some reason. Your as a pink stickman ..(I dont even know what it is aside from the fact it's pink) and basically the main point of the game is to kill a giant Lemon. And whats with the Lemon? Couldn't it be a normal boss?(a boss like in other games..) There was nothing health related in this game aside from the fact you're life bar goes down when yuo take damage..

The only fruits in this game we're the orange(i.e, the tree ya pick it from) and the boss. theres nothing food/fruit related in the game.

Am I Kind of jumping the gun on this comment here? It's just been so long since i've seen a well written review actually devoted to the game aside from a, "OH SHIT! A COW!" Because even that doesn't amuse me.

I don't even thing this game is front-page material if you ask me. 5 screens, 1 house, god knows how many chracters that we're useless near the house, the picnicker, the 2 bears, the tree(with the orange) and the boss screen. That was all you used to make this. And they weren't even sprites, they we're probably just done on something like Microsoft Paint or something, and even thats a dull
start for something posted on newgrounds.

When I clicked this and started playing, I honestly thought it was going to be a good game. But scrolling the comments and looking at me felt this game needed a full-written, full pledged, making sense review and if you'relooking for a review writer, then i'm you're woman .. or .. girl.

Anyways, hoping back to the point - next time you post something like this on newgrounds, be aware that I, Samm, *my name and I*the viewer** will come back and either make a shitty,crappy,joyful, happy, or good comment/review and you'll always be looking back and thinking of improvements or ADDING improvements.

KEYWORD: Improvements. This game certainly needs some improvements if it has a comment like mine, above.

Anways, make a good game, post it on newgrounds or youtube with a decent discription and say to Tom or whatever, If I don't get proper feedback then I honestly don't think I deserve fron't page.. but that you're disicion...

Anyways, looking forward for more reviews.
-Samm :D

P.S: I don't even think this is a game worth a rating of '1.' :l

Score: 10

"Samm !"

submission: Starfire Hentai Parody

date: June 29, 2009

Oh boy , Robin and Beastboy are missing out on something .

Beautiful graphics and astounding character line . Maybe someday you'll have you're on television Channel!

-Samm .

Score: 10

"It had everything."

submission: Jinx Hentai Parody

date: June 27, 2009

a masterpeice,
MAKE MROE!

Score: 1

"Not even a sim"

submission: Naruto Dating Sim

date: June 27, 2009

Every time you talk to something you have to go to sleep. It's a complete waste of time and it takes forever just to get to visit the person. It certainly takes more then 50 days for something like this to happen.

Maybe including more things then questions and pictures would be better. The background and the 'option to choose' is good, but it could vaguely be improved.

I believe this is you're first submission, but you could have done better. I don't think you rushed, but it's pretty obvious that you did. Also, another thing - when you have the right answer -- or, an answer that could be accepted - it's not and it's a punch in the face for you. Those who don't watch Naruto can have a liking to this but mostly it's just a weak toll at a sims dating game.

And it's probably true, "I admit my failure to easily" because the only reason why i'm postng this fucking comment is because I can't play the game. I'm to much of a pussy.

Most of the sim dating games on here are shit. (Sorry Tom...) Their crap to me. But, I give you a once because of the music. The only thing I liked on here. I guess the art is okay but could be imporved on.. BIG TIME>

Score: 10

"Beautiful."

submission: With My Mind's Madness

date: June 27, 2009

I've never seen anything like this, not for a while.
Madness day 2008 should be proud to have an author like you to conduct such an epic flash.

Score: 10

"Hah! True Laugh."

submission: WKUK Russian Roulette

date: June 27, 2009

I found this funny, very funny. But SevenDubb, no need for that. It was funny and you we're probably high when you made that comment.(It makes no sense) Anyway, this is the funny version of Russian Roulette. When I first clicked this, I thought it was some stupid excuse for a game-parody. But then when I watched this, "Put it to the forhead and.. *BANG!*" It made me laugh so hard that I think I shit my pants. "OMG! TIMMY'S DEAD!"

Great work! Hope you make more .. But, the blood overlapps they're mouths but I guess that's okay.

Score: 1

"Sorry dude."

submission: Kill Avril Lavigne

date: June 26, 2009

I realize this is you're first submission - but maybe instead of bringing up ONE thing and then turning into something else, I give you a 1.

You're oppinion mattars from everyone, but because she's a 'Punk Rocker' doesn't give you the right to like, make a stupid submission you THINK people will enjoy.
=l